[1] Taylor Swiftography: Taylor Swift (2006)


Rating:

86/150 = 57.3%

tl;dr This album is not for me. Each time a slow song would come on my joy died. There are some obvious bops like “Should’ve Said No” and “Picture To Burn”, but overall I am going to forget this album in 48 hours.

Song Review
Tim McGraw Jordan: 4/5 Yee-Haw Taylor 🤠
Michael: 2/5 Not a fan of the country accent. rough 🐎🤠
Picture To Burn Jordan: 5/5 state the obvious- this song goes hard. the virgins ‘before he cheats’ sorta
Michael: 4/5 I’ve been told that this song goes hard. We shall see. Update: it does
Teardrops On My Guitar Jordan: 2/5 who is drew. when she said ‘i keep singing, don’t know why i do’ i was like fr stop bc this song is so not good
Michael: 2/5 fr who is Drew why’s he so good? Kinda boring love song
Place In This World Jordan: 1/5 her and her damn blue jeans!! she’s just a girl trying to find her place in a world 🤢 welcome to the real world, asshole
Michael: 1/5 sounds like a church song. She’s alone on her own and she’s trying to make it in this damn world
Cold As You Jordan: 2/5 nothing to really say
Michael: 2/5 boring with a single standout lyric
The Outside Jordan: 2/5 snooze fest
Michael: 2/5 I’ll forget this existed in 5 mins
Tied Together with a Smile Jordan: 2/5 just okay
Michael: 2/5 some fun vocals but meh
Stay Beautiful Jordan: 4/5 Who is COREY now! better than tied together with a smile
Michael: 3/5 a better version of the previous song?
Should’ve Said No Jordan: 5/5 when i hear this i have PTSD from watching nichole337 on youtube, but it’s still good
Michael: 4/5 I know this one before listening obvious bop
Mary’s Song (Oh My My My) Jordan: 5/5 i would watch sim music videos to this song in fourth grade ((michael just doesn’t get it i guess))
Michael: 3/5 the song progressively got better.
Our Song Jordan: 5/5 PTSD from singing with paige cooper in fourth grade, it was a damn good time though
Michael: 4/5 slamascreendoor. real toe tapper
I’m Only Me When I’m With You Jordan: 5/5 a bop
Michael: 4/5 opening goes hard out the gate. High school musical beat drop hell yeah
Invisible Jordan: 3/5 ok if u wanna listen to a slower song
Michael: 3/5 this song is so silly
A Perfectly Good Heart Jordan: 2/5 did chatGPT write this
Michael: 1/5 reuse this instrumental with new lyrics please
Teardrops On My Guitar (Pop Version) Jordan: 1/5 worse than the original, why make something so sad so up-ity??
Michael: 1/5 wtf is the backing track?